Red Elvis

writer, father of two, the gentle hum of anxiety.

[Red Elvis @red_elvis]

How dark is the news these days…

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Surfing In South Africa digital flipper with contests, interviews, spot checks and endorsed by Surfing South Africa https://t.co/kHwPDvZlc5

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Friday arvi, not a lot going on, except waves.

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@robtibbles Its nothing but a ghost town

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Hi everyone. Hello? Old chommies? Hi?

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Hunting some Monster Clutch votes out there.
There's a vote link under the YouTube.
It would be nice if there were a few more upvotes etc. Give the lightie a hand…
https://t.co/Cp4T8UwcpI

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So is it cool in the hood? Most social media sucks balls but X is the place where people fuvk up and go to jail, which is good value

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I'm back. I'm
Back on Twix - does anyone actually give a single flying fuck? I ask you etc

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Cape St Francis surfer Rylan Jarvis got a few bombs at Lakey Peak last month. Check out the clip.
https://t.co/u8ZNQB8MvI

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@jaryd_mason For real?

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So with everyone leaving Twitter, has it become a cool place again?

[Dave Prodan @DaveProdan]

. @elonmusk Feel free to delete my account over this. It’s a worthy Twitter death to use something that didn’t matter much in the first place (my Twitter account) to giggle at your horrifying hypocrisy and egoism.

[Steven Goffman @SteveGoffman]

Turns out Twitter can, in fact, be real life.

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Lekker to be up early. What has Elon done now?

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Some friends from the surfing doctors sent me this. Looks like a score

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I need some Ashwagandha to get rid of this infernal Ashwagandha ear worm I have after watching WSL today

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@RogerMarsh_ That'll kill it dead.

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Has anything changed around here since that ou bought twitter?

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Sea Harvest South African Junior Surfing Champs presented by Smth Shapes and powered by TCS Wifi - still such a lekker event even if it is a bit of a mouthful. All photos by Mike Ruthnum