Red Mantis

One day, I will fly away

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I'm at Burger King (5215 West US 10, Ludington) http://t.co/8Oxt3l3y

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check out this article! I made $530 today! http://t.co/6VT3VDP

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I'm at Mancino's (Ludington Ave, Jebavy, Ludington) http://4sq.com/nkBiNB

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I just unlocked the "Newbie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/ncvZzS

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I'm at Burger King (5215 West US 10, Ludington) http://4sq.com/qYoo9H

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met some germans today, said gutten tag, then they went coocoo and I had to explain that was the only thing I knew in german

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At work taking my first break ever due to covering for someone, so instead of leaving at one I leave at 5

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the new employee looks like he's straight out of a gay porn #gottastartsomewhere

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#jackdaniels #notrelatedtoakitty #andthenIsaidthetruth #nojkiamlying

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eye candy: drunk jocks, (n.) to get away with taking advantage of the aforementioned ;p

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Gus macker is only good for the eye candy

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I only ended up spending 5 min doing my own actual job #goodthingIruleateverything

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I did so much at work today! they didn't need me again, so I helped prep in the back, and stripped a turkey of it's skin and other shit

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I totally talked to a customer supper snotty, and they ignored me... #andthentherewaspie #whythefuckareyoustandingthere #fineignoremeassface

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ahah I was gonna be all like I REMEMBER THIS GUYS NAME FINALLY but just forgot it

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we have new things at work, no idea what they are but a lot of people like them, and there's an Arnold Palmer flavour #whydontiknowshit

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Guy-who-thinks-we-are-friends-just-because-he-said-hi-at-the-meeting was there today. He was a little more tolerable today

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I got out of work early, cuz they didn't even need me lol

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omg. waffle.bowl.as.in.to.smoke.out.of #winning

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I made waffle bowls today #pwningatotherwafflerelatedthings