Kyle Allen Shields

El vomito, y la diarrhea.

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

@Holaitskristen Hey, I love you.

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

drinking tea thinking of impure things

[kris durden 👊🏻 @yoitskrisfool]

Fuck today and fuck tomorrow.

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

you look tired, why dont you close your eyes for a while, trick some people into thinking you dont have eyes

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

And so @GovPenceIN continues his monumental failure as a governor. Way to take the state down with you. 👍

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Save Clarkson? Save empty cardboard boxes and off-cuts of string. They're far more useful.

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

@_amandavance I'll be there tomorrow, Turd Ferguson. 😁

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

And we're headed to overtime! #GoWings #RivalryNight

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

@joshuaradin Are you playing a show here?!

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

Ziplining in -7 degree wind chill is quite the experience. 😅

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

@_Just_Jordan_ Good point, especially with Obama trying to convince Congress to fight ISIS. Less involvement over there all around is best.

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

On the fence with #KeystoneXL...jobs and cheaper fuel...but an eyesore on beautiful land, and a liability to the environment...ugh.

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

“@big_bad_brad92: Anybody looking for a part time job as a zip line guide? let me know!! http://t.co/crWaijBh2B”

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

@_Just_Jordan_ Haha, no doubt at all.

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

I've got the @Patriots winning #SB49! #PatriotsWIN @NFL http://t.co/owBS1jiZHB

[Kyle Allen Shields @red_kino]

@big_bad_brad92 oh hey there...hey...😏

[Leonard Nimoy @TheRealNimoy]

De Kelley born this day . A friend, a gentle man. For his memory. LLAP

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

To all the @dallascowboys fans out there, see Ya tomorrow morning. Y'all have been so good to me :-)! #HeHeHe

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

WOW!!! Jerry Jones' phone must be DEAD!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!