allison, LPN

M/S & ICU noc shift in the middle of no where turned SAHM for the foreseeable future. welcome to the shit show. 🤙🏼

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

So I did a thing today. Rescue mutts are the best ever. 🥰

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

@amazon what the actual f.

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

I’m late but season 14 of Married at first Sight is PISSING ME OFF. Alyssa is such a bitch. Like girl, be for real. Why did you even sign up for this?!? 😐

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

I always have been and always will be a SEC girlie, but @LSUbaseball I need to know who the ufck yall have on payroll out there in Omaha…. A BS coaching ejection on game 2 for the natty was real smart.

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

Seriously contemplating canceling my @Walmart plus since @FedEx can’t seem to get their crap together lately. Annoying you can’t choose who to have your stuff shipped through.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Correct !!

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

Why tf is my timeline flooded with liberal bullshit every time I open this app? 😩

[Stella X @Stellaaa]

@POTUS I’ve held on to this for four long years

[Chip Hansen @ReadyOneTakeTwo]

#Gamecocks, we have a choice to make.

Be Florida State and get curb stomped in our bowl game because we feel snubbed.

Or Be Georgia and do the damn stomping.

Let’s finish what we started. Win 10.

Do that, then we sit back and let the whole country make our argument for us.

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

Even if they beat LSU and Bama the committee would have still blocked them from a playoff spot. Beat ANOTHER ranked team to move one slot while Bama moved up two for a W over AUBURN?!? Yall know bama is cutting them a check.

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

FOURTEEN?!??? WHAT?!????

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

@TrumpVVon 110% yes

[AɯƙɯαɾԃMαɱα™® @AwkwardMamaNews]

🙋‍♀️ 🤭 YUP!!! 💯

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

Hope is back in America. These two men will single-handedly save western civilization and that starts with a strong United States of America. I am here and at your service and forever indebted to your sacrifice for this country. Let’s Make America Great Again!

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

@CarolinaScanner Sparrow & Kennedy in Coward seems to be on fire. Heavy smoke across 52.

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

@CarolinaScanner what’s going on at Baxley tire in Georgetown? 👀

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

I know I’m late but I’m just getting to season 16 of @MAFSLifetime and girl. Dominique you’re a first class asshole my guy. You never wanted that and lead that man on. Then wanna cry on the way out. 😑

[allison, LPN @red_lpn]

@FedExHelp why do y’all suck so much? The last three times we’ve ordered something that shipped through you, it’s been lost. Nobody can ever give us answers. We get told something different every time we talk to someone. We’re talking $500+ dollars of product. No refunds, nothing