RED Medic

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

Somevon left zhe BLU Intel outside of my door. Wunderbar! A gift von Himmel!

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@Red_Engie Ja, und a minifridge. Always fighting in zhe hot desert takes it's toll.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@Red_Engie @RED_Soldier ((If you need it ended quick and painlessly I know a great doctor!))

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@BLUFemHeavy It keeps me avake, alert. I don't see how beink infinitely healthy can be do bad, but oh nooo... it's so biiig of a problem.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

I've been... seeing somevon on zhe side. Engie zhinks mein Krtiz-huffink is becomink a problem for zhe team, but I can stop vhenever I vant!

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@Red_Engie Set a Bonk by zhe router. Maybe it vill go faster, ja? Or maybe you can paint some flames on it.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

I zhink I have invented eine new veapon! Blusauger mit Bonk! Make zhe enemy's heart explode mit an Atomic Punch of vitamin B12.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@RED_Pyro Last time tried to über you zhings vent... bad. Besides, I don't know vhat "MPHMM!" means when @theblusniper is shooting at me.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

http://bit.ly/8b2mHe - A flock of medics.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

Zhere is a Boomer outside meine office gurglink "Meeedic" over unt over. I zhink I am going to stay inside today.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@The_Scout Zhe burned shell is zhere to keep zhe flavor inside! But first... you need flavor. Screw zhe "dogs". Have some wurst or brats.

[RED Scout @The_Scout]

HEY GUYS THE REASON DEMO AND SOLLY ARE FIGHTIN' IS TO COVER UP THEIR SECRET LOVE SPREAD THE WORD

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@Tullo Vhee are still here, camping zhe Intel.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@RED_Soldier Dummkopf! I much more enjoyed it vhen you vhere friends. Zhere vhere Mai Tais. Und parties. Und I vas invited.

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

So much death... Oh, Demo und Soldat, vhy can't you make up?

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@Red_Engie Make a dispenseh zhat dispenses Sentries? Push button, receive bullet?

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@BLU_Medic Zhats "Herr Doktor" to you!

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

JA! Finally, Twitter hast recognized zhat zhe #red team IS SUPERIOR! VHERE IS YOUR #BLU TAG, LAUTE!? Novhere!

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@The_Scout GRN? Galvanised Research Nexus? Global Reconstruction of Nations?

[RED Medic @RED_Medic]

@TheBluHeavy @TheBluSniper I always vondered vhy zhe BLUs smelled of rotten garlic.