BLU Medic

What a bloodbath...

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

It occurs to me zat I have not seen mein wolf, Kaiser, for some time. Is anyvon missing an arm?

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

Ugh, mein internet dies as soon as I reappear. Vonderful! I'll be around...somevhere...

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BluTeam_Medic Trust me - I think I vas expectink my return the least of all.

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BluTeam_Medic Vhell, now...vhat have ve here, zen?

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

Mein Hotmail account is tellink me I have new followers. Maybe I should show my face more often...

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

Bah. So many false pretenses. At least ze blind hatred of the soldier is truthful, even if he is out to kill me.

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

It has been a vhile since I last stole thinks from ze RED base, but...zis is a special occasion.

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

Horrido...

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

...it is so quiet in zis corridor...

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

Zat vas ze final straw...I am enterink ze RED base und taking mein stuff back from zat soldier...

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@PattonRouge I am right here. Do you care to tell me vat you are doink in mein lab?

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@PattonRouge What do you...oh no. Oh no! Mein lab...!

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BlutoniumBerry ...(cough)

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BlutoniumBerry I vould say you two made a good couple. Heart und soul.

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@TheBluSniper Hah...zere is somethink comfortink about havink a professional vatchink ze battlefield, und mein back. Even viz ze urine.

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BlutoniumBerry Charmed, I am sure. If many of your men are like @PattonRouge , I can see vhy foreigners are seen as dateable...

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BlutoniumBerry Gaudy fake jewelry und gold, I gazzer.

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BlutoniumBerry ...und, er, mine, of course. (cough)

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BlutoniumBerry Und I have vashed a great many more viz...bodily fluids. Strangely, ze clothes viz ze least stains are @TheBLUSniper 's...

[BLU Medic @BLU_Medic]

@BlutoniumBerry Vat does zat say about non-Americans, zen?