Frank Patton

Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question!

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

I can hear you, Kraut...

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

Well, damn...I can't find that Fritz anywhere. How am I supposed to enact revenge on him when he's AWOL?

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

Those Spies ain't got nothin' on MY stealth skills! In and out of that Medic's lab, taunting him, and with some fancy chemicals to boot!

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

@BLU_Medic Don't blow a gasket, doc, I'm only taking some stuff. Hey, if you wanna try stopping me, feel free to come down here!

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

@BLU_Medic Hey, Doc, love what you've done with your lab - very neat and tidy, and easy to tell where all the GOOD stuff is!

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

Everything is better with HIGH EXPLOSIVES.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

I think it's time to put this plan in ACTION. First, the setup...

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

@RED_Soldier The best form of punctuation is an EXPLOSION.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

...that Medic's been reeeeeeeeal quiet lately....I don't like it. He's planning something. All bets are on that it's WORLD WAR THREE.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

@Red_Engie My day started hours ago, SLACKER.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

My rocket jumping is about to becomne a little bit more...AWESOME.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

Today is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my team to defeat the ENEMIES.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

Shotguns? Phooie. I need something a little more SERIOUS.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

My regular rocket launcher? The Direct Hit? Heh heh heh...time to trade up, I think...

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

@Red_Eyelander SHUT UP, YOU LUMP OF USELESS IRON. I'm trying to concentrate on my plotting here!

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

These past few weeks and encounters have taught me the kind of enemy I'm facing. Show 'em a moron, and you can sneak the genius past 'em...

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

@TheBluSniper Well, then, I suppose I'll have to kill YOU first! ...later. After breakfast.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

@TheBluSniper It took Adolf TEN YEARS to exact HIS vendetta, and he FAILED due to pure American CUNNING and WIT. Can't rush these things.

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

Hello, Shovel, my only friend. Soon we will tear that Fritz a new one, won't we...?

[Frank Patton @PattonRouge]

@BLU_Medic Hah! Nice try, but I've already got all the intel I need! TACTICAL FALLBACK! @PocketDok Hey, thanks for FINALLY showing up, doc!