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i want an impressive amount of likes on this tweet so i can use it as my pinned and it looks good

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i finally understand positive feedback loops. it’s like how when I have a beer i want a cigarette, and then the cigarette makes me want to have another beer

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@TigersJUK National lampoons Christmas vacation type neighbors

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

If this tweets gets 100k retweets I’ll show up Friday wearing a Peely costume 😵‍💫

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Nick Castellanos two days ago: “What happened in Israel?”

Two days later:

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Good for the automotive workers to ask for a 40% pay raise. Except for the fact that it’s just gonna hurt the consumers and we’re gonna have to pay for their raise rather than the company cutting into their record profits.

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@Alindz99 I think if people wanna help then let them. No harm in it, it’s their money.

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turned the shower on and hopped right in and forgot I was sunburnt all over. lemme tell you, yeouch. #joebidenmoment #ilovegolf

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@billyphillyboi It’s all good

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@billyphillyboi You’re good

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Does anyone have an ESPN+ log in I could use for the game?

Tried everything, only way is to VPN ESPN+ but I can’t sign up without a US card.

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life was simpler when we listened to gangnam style

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saying it is what it is every time the snails under my bed sing the national anthem

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drinking boba tea to ease the urge to slurp some frog eggs

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nothing worse than biting into a granola bar and it turns into bees again

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@TigersJUK

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@ModestPelican Meow *with rizz*

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@TigersJUK Not to worry they don’t go to the Tigers’ games anyways

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I want to play basketball but every time I make a shot my teammates all give me loving hugs

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putting on clean socks is crisp like peeling the plastic off a new phone and putting on worn socks is like putting on a used condom. there is no in between