me leaving markiplier’s house with a hard drive up my ass that contains the iron lung directors cut & bloopers (he’s distracted with gopros in the pool)
tfw u planned to see a movie with ur friend and family and accomodated for them being unavailable and they chose the time to see the movie but now they 'probably wont be up at that time' ok guess ill kill myself im so sick of them cancelling plans this always fucking happens
the outdoor cat discourse is pissing me off. a domestic cat (the SPECIES, felis catus) is not a part of nature. it doesn’t have an ecological niche because they’re domestic. they go outside and demolish ecosystems and then get hit by a car and die scared.
#GraceRocky
Grace at age 100: Okay what
Rocky: Must be something in the water, haha!
Grace:
Rocky:
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Grace:
Rocky: We put something in the water, statement.