🥃 Red Swanson 🍺

If Red Forman & Ron Swanson were one person. Veteran, шпион, lawyer, purveyor of truth 🇺🇸 #military 🇺🇸 #comedy 🇺🇸

[🥃 Red Swanson 🍺 @redandron]

If Red Forman and Ron Swanson were one person...

[Catarina Senora Gatita @WyattCatarina]

He blurted it out and stood by his truth! 😅

[🥃 Red Swanson 🍺 @redandron]

@FatKidDeals Diabeltes

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If there’s a more positive force out there right now than @garyvee , I’ll kiss your ass.

Dude has optimism oozing from his eyeballs.

Solid..

[🥃 Red Swanson 🍺 @redandron]

I just randomly watched the movie Juno on a Delta flight.

2 things:

1. Of all the days to randomly watch such a great movie, today is @TheElliotPage ‘s birthday.

2. If there’s a better actor out there than @RealJKSimmons I’ll kiss your ass.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Pro Tip:

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@terryschappert @Amer1can_Barbie Not all heroes wear capes…

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

LOL - this is what saving the USA looks like.

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Current feelz

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Haven’t been here in a while..

Anyone out there?

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@D_Lombardozzi Between Tulsa King and Reacher, this dude is crushing it. Great characters and well executed performances.

He’s in better shape than Sipowicz, too.

Looking forward to what’s next..

[🥃 Red Swanson 🍺 @redandron]

My taint has is more charming than this overrated fucknuckle.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

LOL! I thought he left Twitter for the 1,789th time - 😂

[cigarette disciple @Nuts33904517811]

Foursome at canes call that a box combo

[cigarette disciple @Nuts33904517811]

Jiggledown shortynomics

[cigarette disciple @Nuts33904517811]

You ever pregame so hard you miss the first communion

[cigarette disciple @Nuts33904517811]

Call that broad a fire hydrant the way she spraying all over the street

[cigarette disciple @Nuts33904517811]

Walking around chubbed up like a blind person with a walking stick

[🥃 Red Swanson 🍺 @redandron]

@GrantCardone Extreme Ownership

@jockowillink

[🥃 Red Swanson 🍺 @redandron]

Louden wrote a phenomenal paper on the clitoris, rolled around with Carla, and pinned Shute. He definitely made his mark.

I think of this movie every time I hear “Only the Young” by Journey.

@Super70sSports

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you know which movie this is from, we are instant friends …

👉 https://t.co/327yy2hmlG

[🥃 Red Swanson 🍺 @redandron]

The ugly stick has been busy…

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Caption this 👇

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@dbongino Not a shocker…