๐จ A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"
๐ Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."
The President of the United States retweeted this graphic.
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This guy was Found in a Ditch today and brought to my business. He has some neurilogical problems but we will see what happens. If he makes it should we name it Yin or Yang?