MAIA IS BIG BITCH

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When I don’t know what to say on a date, my usual line is “so do you like to eat?” And the answer is always an astounding yes. But then I don’t know how to follow that.

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@glocklene @iwant2beurdog Yeah. HIM.

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okay the real reason why I’m moving is because I went to kura in Sherman oaks and thought the waiter was flirting with me so I left my number. Never got a text. So now I have to relocate and I can’t go for at least three months. Which is fine cause they have a high turnover rate

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@glocklene Yes

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I’ve lived a thousand lives… I have worked a thousand jobs… trained a thousand times.. and quit every single one of them.

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Daniel day lewis

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Yeah dude I never want to try whippets why would I want to try that of course if I don’t want to

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@coolgirl24_7_ ITS TRUEEE

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Just got an iced dirty chai with matcha and at first it tastes like dirt but then it’s really good

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@godbowstomath Why is it tentacle porn within the first ten seconds

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When people say “so you just woke up and chose violence” I be like bruh

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Remember would singers would go “yow!” After a song

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The amount of customers who have taken off their Invisalign in front of me to try their drink is infuriating

[everyone is filipino @filipinobot]

Frodo is Canonically Filipino

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I’ve never felt weird shitting in the bathroom at work and I never will

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I accidentally worked thirty extra minutes at my work literally fuck .. fuck.. ew...

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Much or mutch

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Every tweet I tweet I wonder if i just copied from someone else like I saw it and thought it months later..