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Game dev by night, weaving digital wonders by day. Occasional purveyor of satire.

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@bensimpsonau The country is kinda cooked, about 2-3 years delay from similar countries

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@senbmckenzie Keep up this messaging because it’s undoubtedly true

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@ausstockchick Young Australians will never see such gains on common assets or generous tax discounts again

The irony of a boomer PM ending this and claiming we’ll be better off… no generation will do this well on average again for a long long time

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Banks are gay

[Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan dies of laughter when openly gay comedian Tim Dillon goes off on the insanity of Pride Month:

DILLON: “Why do the Padres have to wear gay uniforms for Pride Month? That doesn’t make any sense.”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂 What are they wearing? What happens when they play in Dearborn?”

DILLON: “It’s not going to go well. As a gay person, I’ve never said that I need the Padres to be gay too.”

ROGAN: “People have been taught that thinking for themselves might make them racist, sexist, or homophobic, so they’re afraid to question anything.”

DILLON: “Why is Chase Bank gay? Why’s Chobani Yogurt trans? Does this give people healthcare? Does this make you happy? What’s the point of all this?”

ROGAN: “It makes some people happy.”

DILLON: “It actually makes more people angry. That’s why gay marriage has lost 11 points in support. It’s annoying. Why is my bank gay?”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂”

DILLON: “I just want to know when my bank came out as gay. I’m fine with it, but I just wish someone would’ve told me. This doesn’t make anyone’s life better.”

ROGAN: “It’s a very confusing time for children today.”

DILLON: “It’s just virtue signaling garbage that ends up making people hate that community. They’re not going to gain support by shoving a worldview down everyone’s throat.”

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@AvidCommentator Communist strong AF**

There I fixed it to be more truthful to their politics

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@parrapower2022 @_mumbling_me The new norm probably

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@collinstimbela_ You mean how the day of birth the estrogen basically goes to zero? Then in their mid 30s some of them have perimenopause to deal with…

It’s not talked about enough, it impacts them, the children, the marriage. It’s kind of stupid how little it’s talked about.

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@Mon4Kooyong Safetyism at its finest

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😂

[Timjbo 🇦🇺 @TimjboAU]

💥BREAKING:💥 Anthony Albanese bowled middle stump by Dai Le IND Fowler.

"the capital gains tax and negative gearing changes announced in the May budget were significant and market sensitive measures.

Can the Prime Minister give the house a strong assurance that no Government MP or their close relations use prior knowledge of those changes for private financial benefit before they are made public?"

The speaker Milton Dick goes into meltdown protection mode, Albo is left floundering, the #CanberraBubble is exposed.

"The Prime Minister should have have some respect in the house." Dai Le

https://t.co/sDefbkUWt5

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@icanvardar Whut every google search uses it lol

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@saleskhalifa Bruh I’m working multiple incomes they don’t even care if you deliver

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@MetamateDaz Yeeess

I cannot go back

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@Aella_Girl I can save you

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I don’t like this lady but that’s a good policy lol

[Jacinta Allan @JacintaAllanMP]

NEWS FOR RENTERS: From 1 July, you'll be able to transfer your bond from one rental to the next.

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@litebeerasschug It’s true, the treatment you get from a girl who has nutted multiple times vs one who has not…

Reality is harsh, they trade in orgasms

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@default_friend ASD

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@DuckieLouise My daughter is 5 and does most of the teeth brushing herself, I have to do some, you are correct this is the dental advice 😂

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@SoadTabrizi I think it’s also Instagram

The amount of parenting advice on Instagram is prolific, most of it is female minded

Look how well it’s going 👍

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@rcohen A lot of ignorance around here, autistic kids commonly have delayed toilet training 😂

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@AvidCommentator Hearing the term “motivated to sell” is everywhere