Julia Bertino

Sometimes I use this platform, sometimes I forget it exists for months at a time. When I grow up I want to be Tom Hanks or a banana.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING FOR NEBRASKA FANS 😅🙌

Huskers secure their first ever NCAA Tournament win 🌽

#MarchMadness

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

But Zelenskyy disrespected the Oval Office for not wearing a suit? Man fuck y’all. 😂

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Who wants to bet that this idiot who paid $4000 to destroy a Taylor Swift guitar whines about the price of eggs.

[Jon Savoy @JonSavoyiSwear]

When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

Omaha legend 🤝 Detroit legend

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Crawford brought out Eminem for his walkout.

Immaculate Vibes.

[Damon Benning @damonbenning]

@terencecrawford

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

Got strange looks as I danced very hard to DMX at karaoke. To that I respond: Woof woof.

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

I’m currently watching the three Star Wars ‘trilogies’ in chronological order. Could someone explain to me the obsession with limbs being severed? Legs and arms just be flying all over the place. And for what? Someone please explain.

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

💀💀💀

[m @rachelgctina]

joel in the hospital #thelastofus

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

*at a bar*

bartender: we don't have pbr but we have —

me:

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Happy underage drinking day to those who celebrate…x

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

Going out on a Sunday night is wild. Heard someone repeatedly defend how, “Really only white people are liked in Sioux Falls, SD.” But that, “It’s still an awesome place everyone should visit.” To watching a man try to open a locked door before puking on the floor.

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

This movie is fantastic. Andrew Callaghan is the master of interviewing.

[ChudsOfTikTok 🖥️ @ChudsOfTikTok]

Clip from Andrew Callaghan’s new HBO doc “This Place Rules"

Dave here has alot of conspiracies about pedophile elites, but turns out he has a conviction for raping an 8 year old.

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

Truth.

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

PBR is tastes good in the mouth

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

@patriottakes It’s mind blowing that this man spoke about “ugly” women who look like “thumbs” while he takes pictures like this. He is actively looking like a thumb, with a Dollar Tree wig.

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

If you don’t like The Muppet Christmas Carol, we can’t be friends. I won’t be taking anymore questions.

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

Trump is just writing @TheBoysTV episodes at this point.

[Eric Kripke @therealKripke]

"Major Announcement." This is a funnier pay off than I could write btw. And he's got the flag cape!! #TheBoys #TheBoysTV @TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

Uhhhhhh.....

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

these trump nft cards are f*cking insane.

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

@tcbertino Always.

[Julia Bertino @redchucks]

I'm pretty sure my father's same-sex marriage, and the thousands of same-sex marriages around the country, have absolutely no impact on this woman, or the people of faith she is trying to "protect." The true meaning of marriage should be love. Period.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Holy shit. A Republican just started crying on the floor of Congress begging them to vote against protecting marriage equality.