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Happy-go-lucky husky staying alive and living the dream, always on the prowl for stuff and things. 34 Y/O genderfluffy puppy, they/them please!

[Red @reddawn2988]

@realredgreen Closest I could do for a "Winston" impression on Isle Royale National Park.

[Red @reddawn2988]

So, it's my belief that the Dems need a version of Dan Campbell, who is the head coach of the Lions that is currently reversing the "Same Old Lions" thing.

We need someone that is willing to bite the kneecaps off opponents and do what's necessary to win.

[Red @reddawn2988]

Holy wah! It's been a while since my last post. I'm working Oregon-way now for the Forest Service this summer up at the Umpqua National Forest so I'm BACK OUT WEST AGAIN!!!! Enjoy some pictures, or not, I'm not the boss of you.

Until next time,

Keep your stick on the ice

[Red @reddawn2988]

Job has a prospective start date of April 21st and potentially run into October.

[Red @reddawn2988]

So, decent chance I'll be heading off to Oregon for aboot a 6 month adventure doing wildland firefighting stuff up in the Umpqua National Forest. Kinda looking forward to getting back out west.

[Red @reddawn2988]

You know? I'm at a point in my life right now where I'm just like "will it kill me? Can I afford it? I guess I just found dinner". I'm sure it will taste good with enough hot sauce.

[Red @reddawn2988]

I put things on fire! Also, I have the sexy version of a rake so that's also neat!

[Origamigryphon @Origamigryphon]

Drop a cool photo of you doing your job!

[Red @reddawn2988]

Was thinking of JFK's speech about "ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"

I have done so much for the country, only to get a paycheck, a "good for you" pat, and disillusion. Please country, could you maybe do something for me?

[Red @reddawn2988]

Day 22 of a supposed 21 day assignment....

...we should be pushing out to day 25. I am rather irate.

[Red @reddawn2988]

Going east to North Cackalaki on my next assignment for the next 21 days. Be easy, Missouri, I won't miss you. Hello, my darling North Carolina, we meet again and I still fucking hate you...

#tarheelstate?morelikelamefootstate

[Red @reddawn2988]

Went out last night with a friend to hit up civilization. Ended up at a bar for drinks and pool. Barkeep made some conversation...
Me: "Yah, this is the first time I've been to Missouri"
Barkeep laughing: "Well, you're in Arkansas"
Me: "Huh, first time I've been to Arkansas"

[Red @reddawn2988]

We gots a new toy today! Also, it's my balloon day!

[Red @reddawn2988]

So, I threatened to stab my housemate in the chest with a broken beer bottle if he ever accused me of being from Minnesota.

"oh ya, fer shure, eh" is a Yoopenese phrase that will never be sullied by the sluts in Minnesota! You can straight fuck off with "oh ya betcha"

[Red @reddawn2988]

I think Missouri is sick...

[Red @reddawn2988]

1st day off after 12 days of training and prepping for a new job. Got my wildland firefighting cert, I done killed enough nature to cert with a chainsaw, and I learned to tourniquet the neck to stop the bleeding.

Now I just need a beard and I'll be ready to fight wildfires

[Red @reddawn2988]

Starting chainsaw training today. Gonna play with chainsaws again and learning how to kill trees deader! CONSERVATION!

[Red @reddawn2988]

Wait, this isn't Michigan....

Hello Misery...errr... Missouri!

[Red @reddawn2988]

Ooofff, first time playing hockey in over 10 years. At least I didn't die... #toooldforthisshit #fakeittillyoumakeit

[Red @reddawn2988]

Shoving off to the ol' Sault tonight to visit muh folks, then to Marquette before I shove off to the Mark Twain National Forest to join a firecrew for the next 4 months. Gonna be a firepup again and play with chainsaws! #firepup #gettokilltreesagain

[Red @reddawn2988]

So, I got a thing the other daaayyyyyy.....