Christian Redfearn

Free time = #Bassist: AOR w/ @Atlasmusicuk. Work time = #MarketingGuy: @hedgesdirect Yes leaves & sticks, not £££ funds.

[Christian Redfearn @reddazsg]

@HubSpot Well this aged badly

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

I am a man of mystery.

Where are my keys? Where are my shoes? Why did I walk into this room? What is the name of this person who just told me their name?

Man. Of. Mystery.

[Clau @clau_zn]

Are you okay babe? You have barely touched your British tapas

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

@elonmusk please warn us before posting a dick pic

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

🇩🇪Germany nationalised energy
🇸🇪Sweden nationalised energy
🇳🇴Norway nationalised energy
🇮🇸Iceland nationalised energy
🇨🇭Switzerland nationalised energy
🇦🇹Austria nationalised energy
🇫🇮Finland nationalised energy
🇫🇷France nationalised energy

Time for us 🇬🇧 to nationalise energy!

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Last night, 315 MPs voted to sack strikers. At the next general election, vote to sack them.

[andy sibbs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sibbsbutemo]

cramming a bands discography before a concert like its an exam

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

@DallasZoo 👀

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

What is it with pizza and Andrew’s?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Poo, Spew, Barmy Hair-do, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today I've been helping out at a homeless shelter by leading a seminar on hedge fund management.

[owen @_owenwilliamss]

.@SamuelLJackson hi mate letting you know your likes are public and everyone can see them

[Lukas @lukascfreeman]

Every punk band is comprised of 3-4 members.
An okay guitarist.
An above average bassist.
The greatest drummer who ever lived.
And some guy they just kinda gave the microphone to.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

The best werewolf transformation ever!

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.