sonja

26. graphic designer + cosplayer.

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

[adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle]

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

They’re inventing new types of eating disorders in my office. Have you ever seen 1/8th of a donut?

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

Someday I'd like to do a deep dive to pinpoint exactly when children's media stopped depicting its protagonists as brave and heroic by default and started favoring stories about sensitive maladjusted losers

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

So no one is gonna do it? Really? There's not one single person with nothing to lose who wants to make it happen?

[✎ @redoorlemontree]

is there not a single person in america willing to take him out? what happened to vigilantes

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

the first F1 story of the season was “leclerc got married and his dog was there” the second story is “Aston Martin built a car that will kill the driver if they try to complete a full race.” Perfect sport, no notes

[R/GA @RGA]

No one talks about this, but the secret to creative excellence is having 8 projects with concurrent deadlines and overlapping meetings and being in a constant state of panic

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo

billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol

[al #106 @44ology]

need a fake gay job like monaco based f1 youtuber

[james hawkins @james406]

it's messed up that there a million songs about love but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

He’s making a list.

Checking it twice!

It was converted from PDF.

Formatting is weird.

He’s giving up.

[vg @VitruviusGrind]

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[xiao @ln4flwrs]

lowk hate being a ln1 fan bc wdym my merch options are fuckass papaya orange or fuckass fluro yellow

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

I’m at the combination silent night and holy night

[matt @mattybtweets69]

30,000 pages of the naughty list have been released, heavily redacted by The North Pole of course

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[BenDavid Grabinski @bdgrabinski]

I’d really like to see a journalist just flat out ask Trump “what the fuck is wrong with you” at some point even if it doesn’t move the needle in any concrete way.