Julian ACABlancas

“Enjoy the wine and the mince pies. Goodbye”

[Julian ACABlancas @RedDevilSujay]

Attn. creatives! 🎬🎥I'm an EP with experience launching names like Film Companion and VICE. I make popular food shows for Netflix & Insider, & I used to be a BuzzFeed video star (yes, I'm famous, but I'm still humble). I'm on the hunt for work! Prev work: https://t.co/DT6B9IqAn4

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler.

Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

I am surprised the interviewer did not press this point further. It is certainly not true that he does not use email. He just has people do it for him. To say he does not use email is like saying a meat eater has never killed an animal even though the person eats buffalo wings every night. It is a statement that is at best meaningless and at worst dishonest.

If I had dozens of people working for me and millions of dollars I too would swear off email. This has nothing to do with any special insight but a lot of privilege and resources. It means someone books his flights, deals with bureaucracy (much of which happens by email) pays for the things he buys or orders, deals with the paperwork (much of which happens by email). If he had to look for a job, or work in any office, or apply for a visa he would not be able to say this. It is irritating to see a journalist completely fall for this as if it was some sign of virtue. Which major celebrity is typing emails themselves?

[Gaurav (Sack Madarchodendra Pradhan) @fracturebaandya]

To behen ke lawde beech bazaar bowling shuru kar de?

[haleem 🍵 @_hal33m]

brown ppl post the one newly built road after 30 years in their city and caption it some shi like "believe me it's not Europe it's our very own bhosdapur😎😎"

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bird watching while not knowing any bird names thinking oh yeah that’s gotta be a rare one

[Oscar Meyer Lansky @MediumReginald]

Me: uhh who's pussy is this?

Trebek: Correct! And you're still in control of the board

[adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle]

not really my cup of pee sorry

[shattamovement @sunday_mic36760]

When I started smoking I told myself that I would only smoke on special days little did I know everyday is a special day

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

I knew a kid who would only respond to questions with "up your butt and around the corner" and literally no one cared when he went missing over the summer

[S @Biryani_]

1. Dimple bhabhi hatiye
2. Dal gadot
3. Expired gelusil

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Two Argentinians, One Legend

[Nick Harris @sportingintel]

"HERE WE GO!": the lowdown on "football journalist" Fabrizio Romano

https://t.co/CFBWUTmWcq