Arc 🦃

The Arc of software dev

[Arc 🦃 @arcgustine]

Everything

Everything comes to fruition now

[Arc 🦃 @arcgustine]

@diverging_paths It is hot cocoa season

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Stomachs not feeling so hot. Maybe the half gallon milk and half block of cheese was a bit much

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Maybe in another life

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They’re sleeping on me so I had to tuck em in 💯

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It’s cool jacket season

[RT @RT_com]

Pet marmot puts on a vest — AND it FITS

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Hmmm. This ad is making me think I could use some catchers gear

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@SoulwaxRemix @_heral_fog There’s steak inside you
It’s hard to explain

[Arc 🦃 @arcgustine]

If a tweet gets more than ten likes it’s mainstream slop

[Arc 🦃 @arcgustine]

Rotating someone upside down in my mind and shaking the coins out of their pocket like a cartoon robber

[Arc 🦃 @arcgustine]

Got kicked out of the groupchat for using the f slur too much. Not my fault, I see fed and I say fed

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Had a bad vibe in the house last night but didn’t die so I guess there wasn’t a ghost

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“Just wanted to say I saw this tweet, but I didn’t like it intentionally. It wasn’t very good”

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We should start doing this with all animals

[sleepy eggcelent @Astro_Eggcelent]

The Creation Science Museum has a bunch of Iguanas in a hyperbaric chamber in order to attempt to prove that dinosaurs were just regular lizards that grew really big in an Oxygen-rich environment pre-flood

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I’m annoyed bc I literally downloaded a video from another twitter post to reupload and it won’t let me

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THIS PIECE OF TRASH APP

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Would you mind referring to me as “The Pharaoh”?

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@baltic_dan @NewWritePod Posted at noon. Sicko

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@Nexuist @the_P_God Use code “andi” for bonus $200 net worth on two cents

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Once I make it out of the reply guy stage I’m gonna get a job and get married

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Twitter Growth Strategy

0-500 Followers: Reply Guy
501-2K: Niche Bangers
2-5K: Thirst Traps
5-10K: Parody News
10-25K: Cringe Threads
25-50K: Shitposts
50-75K: Fortune Cookies
75-100K: Cringe Bangers
>100K: Get Cancelled