Jordan rhymes with Nordan

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[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

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[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

That’s meeee!!!!

[FaZe Clan @FaZeClan]

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[Classify @Class]

These were the NFT's of my childhood

[RoriRigz(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) @roricyrus]

doing a follow spree to celebrate 8.5k 🎉 RT if you want a follow‼️ #FaZeRori

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

She’s sooooo pretty omg 😭😭😭 @FaZeBlaze

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

I just met FaZe Blaziken’s gf at the beach I’m screaming

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

I just met FaZe Blaziken’s gf at the beach I’m screaming

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

Low key believing in manifestation now

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

Listening to 2019 TikTok songs to feel something

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

My 2021 NY resolution was to not buy any FaZe Merch so I could save a couple hundred dollars but holy moly I’m so tempted rn. I need to stop, I only have one more day 😭

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

@roricyrus I cried for a bit when Teeqo followed me back on Twitter last year 😭

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

TOO many people don’t know the difference “apart�� and “a part” like bruhhh.

Apart: separate, away from something
A part: included with something

“Our seats were spread apart”
“I’m a part of this club”

Get it right.

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

I get excited when I meet other Mexican/ Filipinos

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

So I fell and hurt my knee again and I was just sitting criss cross on the floor and stood up but forgot my knee was sore and put ALL MY WEIGHT ON THE BAD KNEE WHILE GETTING UP. I’M HURT.

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

Bro the WiFi here IS SO BAD.

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

So I had my second interaction w this girl today. I really feel like she doesn’t like me. I felt like she was giving me attitude when I was trying to understand the question she was asking me.

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

This girl has something against me. We had to sit next to someone we don’t know so I did and I tired making conversation and she was totally ignoring me but all of a sudden she wants to talk to everyone else.

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

That feeling when your IG acc is public and you see that one of your future students viewed your story 😳😳😳😳

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

This girl has something against me. We had to sit next to someone we don’t know so I did and I tired making conversation and she was totally ignoring me but all of a sudden she wants to talk to everyone else.

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

Tomorrow I get news of whether I’ve been hired or not for this one position on campus. I’m nervous 🥺

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

Now that I’m in the mainland I need to worry about the possibility of running into rattle snakes when I’m in the mountains 😭

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

I think I need to start accepting the fact that I’m only able to fit size 11 footwear, therefore my feet grew a whole size 😭 AND FOR WHAT😭

[Jordan rhymes with Nordan @RedDiamond971]

Me: *makes a throwback Fortnite TikTok*
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