autumn

into eggs and rats

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if we all just cry together in the coffee shop i promise it will be less weird than if i'm just here crying alone

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Falling in love will not help you make art because you'll just waste all your poetry on them

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if u wanna see me be "professional" follow my "professional account" at @floralembryo

I mostly talk about being a bad professional

[QTP @QueerTheoryPlay]

The CFP for Queer Conversations is out now! Get your proposals in by March 5th!!!
#QueerConvos

[autumn @reddiwhippet]

Watch on #Periscope: Trump supporter tries vape https://t.co/7TkMt3h9ts

[dread_bot @onlinedread]

where is love rotting

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Don't trust people who get places early

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@itsjenntastic omg I got a libra tattoo this summer. We matchhhhh

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I spend more time listening to podcasts than I do on Netflix

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I love when I'm at a restaurant and the staff asks me if I want a salad or something carby. Are you kidding me? Lay on the carbs, friend

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Don't tell me to stop being a big baby about it if you're still going to be a dillweed

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I thought it was a myth that people from Michigan do that hand thing to show where they're from. But it's not. They do it. They do it a lot.

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so, the good news is that it's normal and healthy for rats to eat their own poop

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I believ in jelly beans

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@NBochenek of course you do. You lack culture. I expected nothing less.

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Who tf even likes the vanilla flavored tootsie rolls??

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Update: the coffee in Lansing, MI is awful. I miss One Line and Stauf's.

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I've really perfected the act of pausing and unpausing Netflix with my big toe. I'm ready to get my Masters degree.

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Date somebody so that you can prop your phone up on them and watch YouTube while they sleep

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Currently at Melt. Hating myself.