Ed

I can't burp

[Slow Sports News @SlowSportsNews]

BREAKING: 🚨 Liverpool have completed the signing of Gary McAllister on a free transfer.

[Ed @RedEdddd]

@SirEvanDando This aged well

[Oly Duff @olyduff]

In summary:

How long?

30 days - Iain Macleod, Chancellor, died from heart attack, 1970

40 days - Kwasi Kwarteng, Chancellor

44 days - David Blaine in Perspex box

67 days - ‘Big’ Sam Allardyce

90 days - B&Q returns policy

[Ed @RedEdddd]

@SirEvanDando I'd love to see them tackle the magic round about, Latifi would manage to get lost and exit the same way he went in

[Ed @RedEdddd]

Van Dijk has gone from being the Rolls Royce of football to barely a Sköda Superb. Lost all sort of command that made him the "best" CB.. #RANLIV #LFC

[Ed @RedEdddd]

@LidlGB just opened a packet of your tortellini that I bought the other day, hadn't opened it prior to today, and I find mould over multiple pieces. Still over a month in date. Care to explain?

[England @England]

WE ARE #WEURO2022 CHAMPIONS! 🏆

[Ed @RedEdddd]

Ya beauty! Cracking come back this #Lionesses #ENGESP

[Ed @RedEdddd]

@IrkMeIngram @SirEvanDando When Evan says what you don't want to hear...

[Ed @RedEdddd]

I am all for @SirEvanDando becoming an @IrkMeIngram troll account #TrollMeIngram

[Kane Ingram @IrkMeIngram]

I may eat my words in 42 laps time, but that little moment is why I fully believe Sainz will never win a GP. #BritishGP

[Ed @RedEdddd]

@IrkMeIngram @SirEvanDando The Snowflakes can't handle your woke opinions! You say what the people are too scared to say

[Ed @RedEdddd]

@SirEvanDando @IrkMeIngram Need a panel show. Kane with his hot takes, you with your rebuttals, I'll be the mediating host

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Just a reminder that Multi millionaire Sunak cut 5p from fuel duty and now fuel is 20p a litre higher while oil prices have fallen.

You’re being robbed by these cunts and still millions would vote for them.

We need a fucking general strike.

[ruth @ruth_walshe]

nothing to say about ricky gervais that james acaster hasn’t already said

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Exceptional, @MoSalah 🙌

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I just voted for Sam Ryder, because the rules don't apply to me.
#Eurovision #SamRyder

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Possibly the greatest photograph ever taken 🔴

Nobody does it better 🙌

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 ❤

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE ARE THE #EmiratesFACup WINNERS!!!!!!!