Moist Christian

I don't fear the man who has posted ten thousand takes once; I fear the man who has posted one take ten thousand times.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

The thing about the quiverfull return to a church pew full of children thing is that they want you to do intensive attachment parenting for all of them. At no point in human history has this been the norm! Meemaw managed a dozen children because she treated them like outdoor cats

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

@David_J_Bier If I looked like a Latino or African I'd be beating down the door to get a concealed carry permit right now

[untitled7549 @untitled7549t]

maybe top 3 funniest rockstar gags ever

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

@pissvortex Orlando

[Quantіan @quantian1]

@Forever_Wario “In the future, the President will be a half-black man”
“Well Thomas might be upset but I’m glad our country could move past that-”
“His VP will be Catholic”
“WHAT???”

[mister employed again @Forever_Wario]

TIME TRAVELER: Horrible news, Mr. President. In the future, the US will not be a normal country, but a supranational economic zone

GEORGE WASHINGTON: Nice! That was pretty much what we were going for

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

ACE is actual magic, man.

[Trimint the Pikachu  @Trimint_123]

Time to share you guys my favorite TAS video ever.

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

too many people laughing about milo getting deported and too few people talking about how they deported him for political reasons and they will keep doing that to people who rub them the wrong way

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

these days i just block anyone who talks about Founders and Building and Shipping and it has improved my life a lot

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

@KCGrock I love how he posted like 20 seperate confidenty-wrong replies under his already confidenty-wrong post

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

@4xCaliban Work in nuclear or asbestos mitigation or something?

[N. Bourbaki, Professor of Logic at Science U @d08890]

reminder of maybe the single funniest passage in wikipedia

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

He speaks the truth

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Do you think people with the all-lowercase typing gimmick go back and uncapitalize words if they slip up, or are they just not hitting that shift key at all?

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

@uncle_deluge @clemm1928 As a practicing Christian can I just say that I don't think this man(?) is saved

[ash ☼ @likelester]

went to half priced books and had to take photographic evidence of this just to make sure i wasnt hallucinating it

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

@authdevelopment The craziest part is that no 14 year old girls were ever raped, the man is lying out of his ass

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

I hear they do it at UW Seattle too, Google psych 210

[Moist Christian @redeemedYIMBY]

No one talks about it but they still do this at UW Bothell

[dresslessdress @dresslessdress]

imagine transferring to a new school and they have a sex class where everyone has sex

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Wikipedia Page for WWIII

Belligerents Belligerents
“Epic Coalition” “The Evil”
USA [See full list of “The Evil”]
Israel
Ukraine

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

Do you think a little country like The Bahamas is harmless? Think again. "Bahamas" is actually Chinese for "Eight Hamases"