jess

three rats in a trench coat

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

New season of British Bake Off BITCH

[eskay @EskayOW]

Sorry my ass is so fat and I'm so good at video games

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I'm the first person in my bloodline to ever read such a question

[awlivv @awlivv]

“you say you’re going to k*** y******* too much” god forbid a girl have a catchphrase

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

grabbed off the street by plain clothes agents thrown into an unmarked car and disappeared with no charges simply for criticizing a foreign government. Textbook fascism.

[jess @redeyesbbdragon]

not OW servers going down in the middle of my win streak on comp

[🅲🅷🆄🅲🅺 @benigma2017]

The only time the Democratic Party seemed more comically impotent than it does now was after the 2020 election when they had control of the House, the Senate and the Presidency and couldn't even raise the minimum wage.

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

kristen doute and tom sandoval deliver performances like this for the first three seasons of vanderpump rules

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

You can’t call yourself “America First” if you cut off federal grants in the U.S. while continuing to fund Israel.

[jess @redeyesbbdragon]

i hate that my brain tells me i have to be productive at all times because im laying in bed sick with an all consuming guilt of watching svu for 7 hours today

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

“you’re so funny” thanks! i was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere, fell behind all my classmates and i ended up here

[Wrestlelamia.com @wrestlelamia]

TikTok ban lasted this long 😂

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny