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Let's be honest. I'm probably like eleventeen and a half and just on here for the lols. Or I'm in my 30s and actually a spiteful piece of shit. You can guess.

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@KashTheMaestro If you ordered this when you sent the tweet, you would have it within the next 2 days almost guaranteed. I've spent so much money on @SweetwaterSound over the last 3 years. I probably could have a down payment on a house by now.

About to spend another $1,100 in the next week...

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@PaladinAmber Just wait until someone gets a DUI and is on probation, and then you will suddenly become their best friend.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his republican colleagues really are.

My favorite quote was: “In every other place your life you want to bring order, but guns are the outlier for you.”

Let all your republican friends see this video! https://t.co/qOlU187LHx

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@leslibless The lack of any kind of emotion behind your eyes is sad and kind of scary. I get the feeling you always think you're the smartest person in the room and talk over everyone and shut everyone out who disagrees. What a sad life.

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@WeberDarlene As someone who attended Interlochen School, I assure you, everything around that town and Traverse City is red as hell. And this looks like Prairie Farm Milk. Located in Edwardsville, Madison County, Illinois, which is a primarily red area, as evidenced by voting records. Dunked.

[Æsahættr @RedFive87]

@patfinnertyshow Someone seems to have voted your series as one of the "greatest films of all time." You're hands down my favorite youtuber of all time, but I think saying greatest films of all time is a bit...disingenuous? I mean Evolution with Orlando Jones, Dave Duchovny, and S.W. Scott exists

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@yepronsaidit @brionnedavis @TxJollyRoger @EdKrassen If they're not committing crimes, then why are they so concerned about it?

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@ohshidt If only it were that simple. Cat litter works on water based products because it absorbs the water and makes it easier to clump.

That's an oil based mess. Best bet is to pour alcohol on it, to break it up, then the cat litter might work. If nothing, the mix will be easier to mop

[Æsahættr @RedFive87]

As someone who has struggled with, overcome, and been surrounded by addiction my entire life, I think having that perspective in a character as powerful as that would be amazing. Realizing that you are not your addiction is powerful, and I know Steven can convey that emotionally.

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As a Detroiter, I love that we can claim people like @steveyeun, because the guy is brilliant, talented, and down to earth. I've had the fortune to meet him a couple times at Motor City Comic Con, and if he is truly playing Robert Reynolds, I will be ecstatic. He will nail it.

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@TimberCowhand @sues86453 @ThePatriotOasis Get off the internet. Lol. You've completely lost your mind if you think we are going to invoke selective service in our own country to help another. This isn't Vietnam. And it's also 2023. We are sending utility, not people. Wars aren't fought like that anymore.

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@catatonicyouths Why is he pantomiming the keyboard playing while he's standing? Bro is just hitting random keys.

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@Chrissehcat @hostiledesign This is the way

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@kayakr31 @NopeNiceTry @scarlett4kids @markwahlberg So why are Christians so upset with the lgbtq community? If their God saves the sinners, and those people are sinners in the eyes of the Christian community, then why is everybody so concerned about them? Doesn't that mean your God is coming to save them too?

[Hector Navarro @Hectorisfunny]

If you watch this, you can actually pinpoint the second when Jonathan Major's heart rips in half.

Sorry again, Jonathan!

[Hostile Design @hostiledesign]

we should design the world to be as friendly to humans as this guy is to Frodrick here 🫡 🐸

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@Malcolm_fleX48 @mtgreenee Bro literally said

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@CryptoCamel @mmmmmmmmiller Reported for getting cucked by Andrew Tate. Hilarious how the guy who calls himself an alpha male has so many male simps.

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@whoischelsea_ Frank. It's a movie with great actors about a floundering psychedelic band going through massive mental health and personal issues. And the main character wears a giant model head on his head and never takes it off. It's one of my go-tos during tough times.

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@LecherousDragon @PathfinderCS The answer is no. The gentrification of Detroit by people like Dan Gilbert has pushed out any sort of affordability in that area. He shut down two of the biggest artist collectives in the city and then announced his new artist spaces for $4k/month when a spot at the col was $500.