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overindulgence and satire

[red @redfordhm]

Nah this goes so hard I don’t care I need 4th of July immediately

[Crawlz @CrawlzTheThird]

It's crazy how most of us knew about all this literally a decade ago and we're finally being vindicated

[Louise 💙 @louisedbegin]

98-year-old neighbor sitting alone in his car.

Headlights on.

Not moving.

It's 8 degrees in Nashville.

The worst ice storm they've had in 30 years.

No power...

He was just charging his phone.
So he sat with him.
For thirty minutes.
He told him stories about working for the phone company decades ago.
About other ice storms.
About life.

He just needed company.
In a world that moves fast,
sometimes the most human thing you can do is slow down and knock on a door.💯

Check on your people.💙💙💙

[Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr. @bigmarcusbbq]

My plans for this snowstorm include watching my DoorDasher hydroplane into a telephone pole then calling ice instead of an ambulance

[red @redfordhm]

Such a waste of everyone’s time

[Goldie @dezgoldie]

People who MUST park backwards every time they park is a very interesting psychological profile.

[red @redfordhm]

u just start hating each other real simple

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

in 1992 when creep by radiohead comes out they’ll have to admit mike wheeler into a psych ward

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Day 6 off zyn, noticeable uptick in sex drive and energy the last few days

I’ve used the excess energy to call into radio stations and argue with the host

[red @redfordhm]

Timothee Chalamet’s marketing campaign is pretty much an extension of the character. Dope

[doomer @uncledoomer]

why are you as a man cutting yourself?

hit the oil rig, retard

[red @redfordhm]

About to start a few aliases and start grifting one second

[Joel @joelholzx]

If you turn your phone off for 1 day you’ll realise it’s still 2007 outside

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Never deleting this app.

[Avy @NOTAVYVERT]

What being 26 feels like

[red @redfordhm]

this is so niche u have to be a real internet lurker

[mtrkz @coldwaterat2am]

when gta 6 is 99% installed but you feel something slimy touching your toe

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

You're not depressed, you just lost your quest.

[red @redfordhm]

raw dogging the airport rn no AirPods

Feeling human

[red @redfordhm]

Saturday Plans:

1. Wake up
2. Chug water
3. Open up the group chat and rage bait my friends
4. Terrorize people at local bar with my opinions
5. Uber home

[red @redfordhm]

I feel like I just got a flash bang sent through my window

[doomer @uncledoomer]

just found out likes are public again