Amanda M

| My biggest weakness is that I lose my purse a lot..but then my biggest strength is that I always get it back - Ilana Wexler. | ♏️🏳️‍⚧️

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Bless California and 12 weeks paid maternity leave 🙏🏼

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Anyone else feel weird getting onto Twitter these days…all I can think of Elon and I just switch over to TikTok…

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

brendan fraser in ‘george of the jungle’ (1997)

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Currently so emotional that driving to the grocery store with the mountains in the background has me tearing up so…

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

live look at my weekend plans

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

TRAINS we want TRAINS

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Where my sisters at?

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Me to Erik “can you give me my sweatshirt?”
Him “can you give me my baby!?”

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me sitting and doing nothing cause i have too many things to do

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Since my husband did NOT meet my excited energy about realizing we both have Monday off, we are now fighting

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Finally figured out the hyperlink shortcut in Slack so really I can do anything

Just give me a year

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Everyone: “so what can’t you wait to have??” BOTOX

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

I know I’m knocked up and I’ll be contributing to this problem soon, but god damn my entire feed on every social media platform is BABIES

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Everyone talking about the flooding “wtf is happening in California”

Global warming guys. We’ve known that for years.

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

@bluntbecky_ Lolol my exact thought

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

How long can my cat meow at my door in the morning with only taking one breath between meows? The answer is forever

[Amanda M @redheadscorp]

Michigan getting their asses spanked rn is pretty fitting for wrapping up 2022 🙃