FIRED!
It is with a very light heart that we must announce that our bass temp Professor XL has been forced into taking our INVOLUNTARY REDUNDANCY package. See ya later! You’re outta here loser!
This is due to his… https://t.co/FmSf0HnDhz
A sensual thank you to @katiemariehicks for taking some of the best photos we’ve ever seen. We know it was hard for you to concentrate behind the camera with all that raw sexual energy emanating from our lubricated… https://t.co/mzZRxTDame
Caught goofing around next to some of the UK’s most celebrated corrugated metal and concrete slabs. It warms my cold Cromwellian loins knowing that bland industrial hellscapes like this are still thriving.
This was… https://t.co/CrUgfkH8FL
Enjoy smashing pissers/shitters while bloated from Nando’s you bunch of pathetic scumbags.
Real men like me have extremely sexual phone dates booked in tonight with the Samaritans.
I’m not lonely, you are lonely. Why… https://t.co/DMxy4pc8UZ
The last Labour Government banned fur farming in the UK – and now we're pledging to ban fur imports from abroad, too.
Do you think the Tories need to listen to Labour and ban fur imports? Pass on the news 👇
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