Not interested in that new James Bond game because everyone knows a James Bond game shouldn't try to recreate the atmosphere of the films it should be about how James Bond kills 5,000 terrorists with an AK-47 with a control scheme designed for the aliens from three body problem
Spiking all my boys’ drinks with Viagra at the bachelor party, doing the sweatpants challenge, and then killing myself when I realize all of their meats are bigger than mine
'St. Paddy's Day' is usually preferred over 'St. Patty's Day.'
'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'Pádraig.'
'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'
I think I’m gonna become the downwardly mobile lib version of the Peter Thiel “we were promised jetpacks” guys. Like it was my birthright to be a Cracked dot com writer and it was taken for me and now I have to burn down the West
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses. https://t.co/uYom4BthnT