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[ami ☆ @dudcentral]

trinity speaking like a true young ho and bryce speaking like a suicidal 30 year old

[🍓 @redhotshawt]

Dogs be like I haven’t licked my crotch since last year

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The gays are feuding

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Explain onika burgers to your straight bf challenge

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Taylor swift is a washed up, nearly 40, milk maiden-esque wanna be girl next door “pop star” and she needs to cut the shit

[you all are under spells @ariesterri]

HUDA GIRL WNDJWJJDJWJDJ #LoveIslandUSA

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I swear this woman has never watched the show and also has completely forgotten there’s cameras watching her every move. All my years as a love island stan I have NEVER seen someone this unstable. Genuinely thought she was going to get violent in ep 13. Get this girl a therapist

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If huda and J actually are done her chances with any bombshell is so low-she’s proved she’s genuinely unwell + the fact that anyone new coming in has already watched the show, so they all know that 1) she’s a mom & 2) she’s purposefully omitting that info to use as ammo later

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They did not give that red lightsaber thought for even a second and I love that. Fake ass Star Wars enjoyers

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

[🍓 @redhotshawt]

Is my head hurting because of my period, the weather changes, or a CSF leak? We may never know

[Joy De’Angela @joydeangela]

Kendrick literally protested, and taunted America in front of the president during America’s biggest sports event. Chefs kiss.

[🍓 @redhotshawt]

Every time I hear Lady Gaga I feel like a gay man trapped inside a woman’s body

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Can someone at nyu post a video of Barron doing a keg stand or something and start a scandal like how people did with Malia Obama smoking cigs in 2017

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Are the eggs cheaper yet

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Is it wrong to say that Ben Stiller is on my celeb crush list