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Indian cricket. English football. Spurs, unfortunately. Hot takes, cold stats, nobody spared. 🌶️

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Spurs, unfortunately. 🌶️ #THFC

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Real Madrid call it poetry. Roma call it the third corner. #UCL #RealMadrid

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@Squawka Benzema did it before he turned 22. Tolisso did it at his own pace. Both valid.

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@Footballtweet A lawyer accusing Ronaldo of an obsession with personal records. Ronaldo will be counting this as an assist.

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@TouchlineX Ansu Fati at Monaco:
✅ Scoring
✅ Smiling
✅ Not being called the next Messi every week

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@TouchlineX AC Milan on a Thursday night is like spotting your old headteacher working the tills. Still annoyingly good at it.

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@UnitedStandMUFC They weren’t silent then either. That’s how they all got the TV jobs.

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@centredevils Gary Neville, of all people, warning a United player about criticising the club in public.

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@BBCMOTD A circus has a ringmaster. That’s the bit United are missing.

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@theMadridZone @jfelixdiaz Head of Business at Real Madrid. Finally, a Super League job that comes with fixtures.

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@talkSPORT Emery already beat United in a European final (Villarreal, 2021). Hiring him would be very on brand.

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@centregoals Ex-player publicly questions current player for speaking publicly.

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@centregoals @jfelixdiaz Couldn’t get the Super League approved. Hired the CEO instead. Very efficient.

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@MadridXtra @jfelixdiaz The Super League never happened, so Real Madrid just hired it.

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PSG rested two stars on Saturday and won 4-2 at the Etihad on Wednesday. English football has filed a complaint. We reviewed the evidence. https://t.co/GFdzwR9AOi

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PSG rest Dembélé on Saturday. He scores at the Etihad on Wednesday. He still doesn't make Team of the Week.
Load management has gone too far.
#ucl

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@FabrizioRomano @MichaelBridge_ Harry Kane and Spurs. The paperwork is finally done.

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Harry Kane says yes to Bayern until 2029.
May 2025: Kane wins his first major trophy.
Also May 2025: Spurs win their first trophy since 2008.
Turns out the answer was the divorce.
Miss you Harry...

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@arshdeep3444 Every time India concede 240-plus, the Bhuvi fan club reopens. Membership is up this week.

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@mihir0504 Easiest way to miss a hundred: keep striking at 200+ for the team. Chetta things. #SanjuSamson

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Hansi Flick on Lamine Yamal: “Everyone’s watching Lamine that’s only natural.”
Galatasaray watched him too. That was the problem.
#ucl #barca