You meet a girl in a Medellín nightclub who agrees to come back to your place, you quickly duck into the bathroom while waiting on the Uber to arrive, unsure if you’re about to get laid or get scoped
Are you even 29 if you haven’t taken a good look at your life and cried because despite your efforts it's going nowhere all because you lost the lottery of birth? Oh just me? Nice one.
This is Samuel Henderson, a young birder who's gone viral for his incredibly accurate bird call imitations.
His ability to recreate the sounds of different bird species is truly impressive.
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The funniest thing is happening to me rn
I enjoy person A a lot but they do not have my time cos they’re super busy fair enough
I enjoy person B slightly but they really have my time and now we spend hours talking and now I find them much more interesting than person A😭
When I was younger I used to look at what happened to Lot’s wife as really cruel because why turn someone into salt because they wanted to look at the only home they ever knew one last time? But after experiencing life a bit more, I see it as a mercy. She’d probably have
Scary that a kid thag tried very hard to be friends w me is being dragged on here for being a degenerate liar. Not being a good texter finally saved me for one damn
A Texas woman was practicing pole dancing in her living room when the pole came loose from the ceiling and hit a sprinkler, flooding her apartment. https://t.co/CUNO7uUx5a