β "I don't know where people get the idea I'm so safe! Oh, watch your step. Loose tile. It's ridiculous!" β
Indie Marco Diaz, Parody/Serious
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@undcrestimated But star, that is the real me. I spent thousands of years in the Neverzone trying to get back the dimensional scissors from Heckapoo.
PonyHead stole them from her and I fought to earn them back to come back to Echo Creek.
@undcrestimated "That spell seems creepy. I used it to get you home when you were sleep portaling. At the time we didn't know where you were and the dementional scissors wouldn't work."
He thinks for a minute
"Honesty Janna thought it was a bad idea."
@undcrestimated "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about star!"
Backs away from the doorway and stashes the bowl in a cabinet in the kitchen.
"There aren't any nachos here."