Lorenzo von Matterhorn

“If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce.” - Gucci Mane

[﹆ @flowzki]

my mom commented on some viral post on facebook .. and they’re dragging her badly.. she’s even arguing with everybody & crashing out in real life ... i’ve lowkey joined them with my burner account & said my mind too …

she must learn today that the internet has no parents 😂😂

[Kosmo 👊🏾 @KosmicKor]

That wig is moving mountains for this young woman

[Tribune242 @Tribune242]

Sonny, a dog rescued after becoming trapped inside a washing machine, is pictured with Dr. Daniel Kats of BAARK following the animal's rescue and veterinary assessment.
Photos: Shawn Hanna/Tribune

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

The most jealous bitch you know is a man

[Jay @jayjohnsonfsf]

Still slaps to this day!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Modern Family’s “Fulgencio” (2013) deserves way more love. Turning Joe’s baptism into a shot-for-shot homage to The Godfather, with Phil orchestrating suburban revenge while renouncing Satan at the altar, is one of the smartest & funniest tributes.

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

The fake outrage at the Yung Miami song is based on two rightwing ideas seeded by Black conservative influencers and bots-

1: that Black folks "problem" is immorality vis a vis "crime", and 2: that economic crime comes from cultural influence &not capitalism-mandated poverty

[slay @nemesis09066]

Me, when I use dark humour on the wrong person, now I'm getting lecture on human rights, racism and mental health💔

[Min. of Gladstone Rd Affairs 🛣️ @eLoElz]

The issues we're facing, in this country, are deeply multifaceted. But... Everywhere in every way, slackness is costing us.

[Awkward Island Gyal @DaphneLakecha]

Y’all love to speed. Don’t wear seatbelt. Never adhere to speed limit. Drink and drive but it’s a spiritual warfare.

I guess

[Zion @zionszzn]

As a avid job quitter, I’m telling y’all right now: this is NOT a quitting economy

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @redlipstickx]

Are we really having power outages every damn day???

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The owner of van cleef watching everyone wearing his bracelets but only 30 were sold this year

[CulturedUpdates @CulturedUpdatez]

Even the Bus driver on duty decided to pull over & get JIGGY!

New York Knicks have brought back the energy to this city. Hopefully he doesn’t lose his job 😂

[JJStudios28_Yt @JJStudios28_Yt]

Japan being the reason Michael beats Oppenheimer is a level of irony I didn’t even know existed

[Yonan @yonann]

Matt Damon says Miami drug smugglers used to crash planes into the ocean on purpose

"Bimini's like the closest, it's 50 miles off the coast of Florida, they would come in with a plane full of drugs and just crash the plane into the water"

"they would land it on purpose because there's no runway on Bimini, they would have 10 cigarette boats... like a flotilla of boats waiting"

"they'd offload the drugs as the plane was sinking"

"the planes are still all submerged... the water's so clear you can see how many fucking planes are out there"

[Marlo Slayback @marlo_safi]

Respectfully I used to be this way and then realized I was missing an entire register of human experience because I had underdeveloped social intelligence. Even Jane Austen understood how seemingly trivial small talk was actually a window into the moral world

[Bahamian Citizenship Test: Welcome to Semester 4! @BahamianCtzn]

To protect myself from monitoring spirits.

[Dr Kolisa Yola Sinyanya (PhD) 🌍📚🇿🇦 @Kolie_Yola]

The concept of having a race you hate raise your kids is so interesting.

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @redlipstickx]

LOL

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

I TOLD Y’ALL 😂😭