basic bitch

i put the pathetic in apathetic

[basic bitch @redmoonskirt]

whoever is in charge of designing makisan's posters deserves an award omg so cute and punny??? hahahahaha

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miffy stuns alongside Vermeer's 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' at the Nakanoshima Museum of Art in Osaka.

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”

[* @soiled_plants2]

i made (allegedly) the worlds smallest snoopy

[xlov yaouri ambassador @tensbianism]

they are doing collabs in japan other countries could not even dream of

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

what do you mean good luck?? you need to get out of that town IMMEDIATELY

[evan 🎧 @saintplush]

u can def tell someones age by asking them what they shipped at 13

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

We went from “what good are the humanities?” to “suddenly, no one can read” in about a year, and it's no coincidence that we're suddenly awash in misinformation and lack of critical thinking. This is WHY we need the humanities. This is what they prevent.

[Anthony Eden hate account @areyouawitchor2]

I’m obsessed with the idea that the Turkish shooting board is too lazy to run local civil tournaments so they just decided to enroll an assassin and call it a day. Saved them the cash and won them the medals

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

I forget that many of the people who created computers and the internet are still alive. You could literally go talk to them. It wasn’t that long ago. And yet computers and the internet have existed my entire life.

[Loppy Rae @ Hurtsies are Live! @LoppyRae]

My 6yo son has been talking about needing to do his hair nice and be cute for school so he can “attract females.” I was terrified he got exposed to some alpha male shit. You know what it was?

Fucking Animal Planet.
He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Dick Van Duijn captured the exact moment a squirrel stopped to smell a flower

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me after getting home from anywhere

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_signxxx6]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Sea otter : 🥰🤗
River otter : 👹☠️

[rafa 🧉⚔️ @0xRafaa]

what the fuck else do you use to make slides?

[misato. @misato08280]

CMYKインコ🦜