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Mom/BOSS/Wifey. Concert junkie. Rodeo junkie. Hunter. Trapper. Conservationist . Redneck who loves makeup & heels. Independent. Tryin to be the best I can be.

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@1003TheBear It smelled like shit EVERYWHERE in red deer county earlier. I think it’s a combo of wind + farmers spraying fields with manure??????? Maybe. 🤷‍♀️

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@sjcalgary Imagine the size of the tenderloins

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Feel like im@in a time machine. 😂. This is the actual BEST they got. ALMOST feel putty for em.

[United Conservative Party of Alberta @Alberta_UCP]

Congratulations @ABDanielleSmith on your election as our new Leader and Alberta's next Premier. #ucpldr

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I would happily meet (date, marry, stalk, f@!$, touch, stare at longingly, abduct and keep in my basement) “George of the jungle” Brendan or current Brendan! He is an absolute treasure. I love him. I feel like we all missed so much of his potential. I missed him. 🥰😍😘

[Ramin Setoodeh @RaminSetoodeh]

The standing ovation for #TheWhale was so enthusiastic, Brendan Fraser tried to leave the theater but the crowd’s applause made him stay. #Venezia79

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You’d think at some point @TuckerCarlson would just know to keep @jonstewart name outta his mouth 🤣. Imagine spending almost 2 decades being owned by one person.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Friends. Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.

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#justiceforbreonnataylor

[The Recount @therecount]

AG Merrick Garland announces bombshell charges against police officers involved in the search warrant that led to the killing of Breonna Taylor.

He says defendants "took steps to cover up their unlawful conduct" and "met in a garage where they agreed to tell ... a false story."

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I just got a cheque from my (extremely wealthy) aunt (she has no kids. Im favourite niece) because they had some “extra money laying around”. And I think I’m buying a water slide. 🤣😎. No joke. Getting quotes tomorrow. 🤞

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@DevonESawa FYI. I loved that movie.

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@BridgieCasey Fridge!

[Taylor Vonfeldt @therealskicast]

I just captured the most insane strike of lightning I’ve ever caught on camera.. 😳😱⚡️ @weatherchannel @KSNNews @KWCH12 @KAKEnews @JimCantore

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@BIG105 👀. Gimme something good. I’m dying for a good concert.

[Germany in SA @GermanyinSA]

@EmbassyofRussia @MbalulaFikile @mfa_russia @PMSimferopol @RusConsCapetown @mahasharampedi @SABCNews @ThabisoLehoko @MID_Kaliningrad @RusEmbEthiopia @georgegalloway @calebmaupin Sorry, but we can't stay silent on this one, it's just far too cynical. What 🇷🇺 is doing in 🇺🇦 is slaughtering innocent children, women and men for its own gain. It's definitely not "fighting Nazism". Shame on anyone who's falling for this. (Sadly, we're kinda experts on Nazism.)

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@ostonox @hasanthehun Really hope google translate didn’t screw me on my donation message. 😏

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@ostonox @hasanthehun на хуй путін

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@anthonycwalker I’ve never dealt with kofi before. Do they take a %. I’d rather donate direct if they take a lot. 🧐

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@KammyTaughtYou Every time. I had a dryer with a huge lint trap and was super lazy about cleaning it. And I cried the heater and it was more to replace the part then to buy brand new.

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@TinDizzy @lumin8 I’ve met many guys just like him and can attest it’s ego.
They’re 💯 ego and 0% intelligence and foresight. Also. When it comes down to it, In the end, They’re f*cking cowards. Always. ALWAYS.

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@RBReich Alarmed? Yes.
Surprised? No.
Have you been under a rock for the last 5 years?????????

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@NaveedAJamali Also. If you wanna argue. I don’t care. Seriously. Go piss in the wind. It’s all fine and dandy when you spend 2 decades and a bazillion $ and get your ass handed to you by dudes in flip flops. I get why you’re scared of Russia.

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@NaveedAJamali Everyone knows the USA doesn’t spend 500000 trillion $ a year on military just to actually use it. C’mon now 🙄

I don’t know enough to say wether they should help or not. I’m just a dumb redneck from 🇨🇦 . BUT Big tough USA with their big tough military are scared? Ok then