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I'm 180 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. My spirit animal is the Red Panda. Sometimes I say inappropriate things in public.

[DC @redpanda79]

@jponder94 @MJStelmach_141 Well, that guy is a defenseman anyways, you dummy.

[DC @redpanda79]

@FanDuelSN_MW This app sucks just as bad as Bally's. Unreal.

[DC @redpanda79]

Josh Naylor has a bit of a John Kruk vibe, doesn't he? And I love it. @CleGuardians @Yankees

[DC @redpanda79]

@JennSalerno310 We need a rally! Do something to spark these boys! Or put the jinx on the Dodgers. #LGM @Mets

[DC @redpanda79]

Oh damn! The Polar Bear! @Mets #Postseason

[DC @redpanda79]

Since the Cardinals sucked, I'll root for @JennSalerno310's @Mets. #Postseason

[Chris Kerber @chriskerber]

Least favorite “thing” in these sports:
NHL: face-off violations
NFL: celebrating routine catch/tackle
NBA: never calling traveling
MLB: bullpens pretending to run in for brawl
MLS: embellishing/diving. (Get up it’s embarrassing)
POKER: sunglasses & hoodies

Your turn. Have fun.

[DC @redpanda79]

@TheHappySlut1 Hubba hubba! 🤩

[DC @redpanda79]

Tommy Tuberville thought Katie Britt's rebuttal was very good. So if you didn't think he was a lunatic before... there's your proof. #SOTU2024

[DC @redpanda79]

@BallySportsMW Your app sucks. Please sell your viewing rights to someone else.

[DC @redpanda79]

@BallySportsMW Your app is garbage. Quit signing me out!

[DC @redpanda79]

@TheHappySlut1 Take care of yourself. Your friends will understand. "I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women."

[DC @redpanda79]

Happy 9/9!!! #brooklyn99

[DC @redpanda79]

@baseballchickie Well I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

[DC @redpanda79]

@Cardinals
Jack Flaherty:

[DC @redpanda79]

Sigh. Once again, our bullpen ruins a good outing by our starter. Of course, we need to score more than one damn run. @Cardinals

[DC @redpanda79]

So our dickhead bullpen just blew a great return outing by Wainwright. Thanks, idiots. Sorry, Waino. @Cardinals

[DC @redpanda79]

@Cardinals Has Burleson had enough rest between appearances? Twice in the last week? Good Lord, you guys suck.

[DC @redpanda79]

I do feel bad for these guys though. They're trying, it's just not working. Hang in there, friends!
@Cardinals

[DC @redpanda79]

It's just comical at this point. Finding new ways to lose, and new ways to beat ourselves up. What's the definition of insanity again?
@Cardinals