Sarah Pfeiffer

Red Wine enthusiast. Mother. Music Junkie. Homebody with a Lust for Travel. Owner of my own Opinions.

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

Ummmm, @TheBloggess…how awesome is this little dude?

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

@Neutral_Good @Coheed @kcnoire They are awesome live!

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Another face-meltingly awesome @Coheed show last night!

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@Neutral_Good @chicfila Right?! I want to hate them so much, but man do they know what they’re doing…

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The @ChicFilA drive-thru is so efficient, I had eaten my sandwich before I left the line

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

The angry little face as the green beans get snapped.

I've been laughing at this for an embarrassingly long time.

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

“did your tattoos hurt” yes and i liked it

[Cristela Alonzo @cristela9]

AUGUST HOROSCOPES:

Aries: Get vaccine
Taurus: Get vaccine
Gemini: Get vaccine
Cancer: Get vaccine
Leo: Get vaccine
Virgo: Get vaccine
Libra: Get vaccine
Scorpio: Get vaccine
Sagittarius: Get vaccine
Capricorn: Get vaccine
Aquarius: Get vaccine
Pisces: Get vaccine

And wear mask.

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

@TheFaceOfDave @HyVee with the sweetest grocery store jams ever

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

Dafuq

[KMBC @kmbc]

Officials warn of 'acid-shooting land lobsters' roaming a national park in Texas https://t.co/ACmGvMuUaO

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

Thought from my 7yo in the first 15 minutes of being awake:
“I should use my spare toothbrush to brush the dog’s teeth”
“I wish gravity wasn’t here”
“I got a shirt for the dog”
“You should get me some indestructible clothes”

#imsotired

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

@nick_murphy 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Can’t believe Flo Rida says “so many girls in here, where do I begin” and “where them girls at” in the same song. They are right in here. So many of them.

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

@samuraihawk You DO get it!

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

@samuraihawk I would but I’m already seeing 311 and Local H

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The greatest Hungry Hungry Hippos player of our time @icanteven (via ig:2husketeers)

https://t.co/cAyXNlbM6V

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

@SarahFettke F*** with him, Princess

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@PatsHoppedUp 😂😳

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No man is an island but there's a whole lot of peninsulated bastards out there.

[Sarah Pfeiffer @RedPfeiff]

@samuraihawk