sputnikburnik

no good deed goes unpunished

[Detective Salvaje 📕 ☕️ @s_guillermo]

Si la máquina no puede cometer suicidio no puede escribir poesía.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academics rereading their incomprehensible, jargon-filled, passive, 600 word run-on sentence

[Kinowa 🇵🇭 @Kinowa766]

🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

[Olivia 🫒 @coolerbred]

If only there was like, a smaller human that could do this kind of job for 12 hours a day

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I’m in Hospital 🏥
Just been diagnosed with Peekaboo virus
They are transferring me to ICU

[Joan Cook from PBS @MissPavIichenko]

Ratioed by Chinese bluegrass fusion

[DoveTail26 @coachgreen420]

@Gnoc290438 @hannahwithfur

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[~ @H3ll0KittyGal]

Still I rise fuck nigga

[gel @heeeathgarden]

avisala

[Nuella 💕🎀🌸 @dfw_ella_]

Watching the Odyssey in a Trojan horse (as Nolan intended)

[Juliette @Deividruan3p]

A thumbnail fede a isso aqui:

[george w bush @georgejibjab]

babies drinking the bleach under the sink

[Tigan @endtimesbringer]

This is in Mein Kampf