Stuck my foot out to the cat while her back was turned cleaning herself, thought she'd turn back, sniff a toe and be done with it.
Well...you'd think I put a cucumber next to her with the way she shot off like roadrunner!
I laughed so much I cried 🤣
Some bloke just stormed out of the chemist because he didn't want to pay for otc treatment for his kid.
Apparently there were some crossed wires about her having a prescription.
It's something the whole family can get (but not lice).
He kicked off at his wife down the phone.
Mum, looking at a picture on my wall: who's them random kids?
Me:...my niblings?
Mum: I can't see without my glasses on, and I've never seen it before.
#shitmymumsays
Who else were they going to be!?