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liar and thief (also permafrost on mefi)

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Shouldn't have bothered; Prometheus is really quite bad.

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It is surprisingly hard to find a cinema in London showing Prometheus in 2D and at a sensible time.

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@mrtomollerton I look GORGEOUS.

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Just watched Dragonslayer, one of the small number of films where the title is a massive spoiler.

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Back after gig. Did OK. Surprised myself.

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Tonight I will be being not funny in front of people at http://t.co/ddpngnL1

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Achievement Unlocked: You Will Die Alone, is how I'm reading it.

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Wonderful. Three years on a dating site and have I got a girlfriend? No, but I have been given moderator status.

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Pleasant surprise: http://t.co/MhJZ0XiG

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So in the new #TMNT film, they are not mutant turtles but aliens, which means they cannot strictly be ninjas. Teenagers: the Movie it is.

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I have invested in my future.

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And the good comics news keeps coming: http://t.co/gwBRRijV #phonogram

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In this photo, Andrew Lansley is being haunted by the ghosts of NHS patients past: http://t.co/5D6AwIAO #nhsbill

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@GeorgeMonbiot It's the only surviving playing piece from an ancient sacred game. Sadly Paperhenge and Scissorshenge were destroyed.

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Blimey, you can actually buy Daniel Kitson stuff. Actual stuff. By Daniel Kitson: http://t.co/dZFzMdrb

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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen project involves Nemo at the Mountains of Madness. Genuine, joyful excitement: http://t.co/b2Gx8Va5

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That's the empty rhetoric of a defeated dictator, and I don't like your trousers either. #ReplaceDoctorWhoquoteswithtrousers

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Heartening anti-academy/anti-Gove demonstration going past my flat, protesting against academisation of local school.

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Oh wow. @louisck says he'd like Daniel Kitson on his show (http://t.co/cGManiT0). This would be all my comedy dreams coming true at once.

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This headline packs the entire plot of a 70s British horror film into one sentence: http://t.co/6YyYLlkH