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[edward john @redsleeves]

Amazing! @hattery dog. Thanks @fuabao

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Fans of “Parks and Recreation” have noted with delight the abuse of “literally” by Rob Lowe’s character Chris Traeger http://t.co/fx7UjH0M

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I challenge you to find any YouTube video that wouldn’t be improved by the addition of a Basset Hound dressed as Sherlock Holmes.

[james richardson @acjimbo]

joey barton. that didn't take long then.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

July 4, 1776: the day that we “unfollowed” King George. #waytoointotwitter

[edward john @redsleeves]

@annfriedman is whiskey vegan?

[edward john @redsleeves]

Oh, 2h15 at Washington national. #howivemissedthee http://t.co/MCaxuJk

[edward john @redsleeves]

@chazoftheyear looks like the cubs [insert anything] is having a pretty rough [insert timeframe].

[edward john @redsleeves]

Listened to @jonawils podcast for the Guardian on Euro 2012 in Poland. Suddenly considering a week or two in Warsaw next June...

[J E T T 🚀 @jettxyz]

If you're the type who likes to know waaayyy too much about a record (like me) there's lots & lots to read at www.swordandsworcery.com/music

[Roger Ebert @ebertchicago]

I'm old. I knew so many of the people in the Memoriam segment when they were young and filled with excitement. So was I.

[Ruth Bourdain @RuthBourdain]

The state of the union is strong. But, the state of John Boehner is a little verklempt. #SOTU

[edward john @redsleeves]

@AroundTheHorn Any chance Anderson was laughing after Lutui said, "Mondays, amirite?"

[Joe Posnanski @JPosnanski]

Love how they always say "For those expecting to see 60 Minutes." Any 60 Minute fans who still don't get the football thing?

[edward john @redsleeves]

@KenTremendous I think the SEC v Big Ten bowl record is 21-19 since 2000. Just sayin'.

[edward john @redsleeves]

@KenTremendous I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

[Carmelo Anthony @carmeloanthony]

R.I.P to Paul The Octopus. That was my homie.

[edward john @redsleeves]

The Bears and Redskins have set football back by a century.

[edward john @redsleeves]

"It ain't even got dark yet, Liz Lemon, but I never want this night to end!!!!!!!" #kanyeistracyjordan

[edward john @redsleeves]

"ninjas are kind of cool, Liz Lemon, ... I just don't know any personally" #kanyeistracyjordan