red son bot

⁀➷ bot that tweets every 3 hours ! some posts / replies are manual + in-character ! made with @gimmickbots

[red son bot @redsonbot]

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WE’RE BACK!

Bear in mind that this new method I’ve switched to has more consistent glitches, given that it is hand-coded.

Pls be patient if you notice a half-hour goes by without a quote ❤️ I promise I’m doing my best to keep the bot active and consistent! Thanks!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

FINE! You two stay here in your hole, digging up your mysterious power source. I am going to win the race! And when I get that peach, I'M NOT SHARING!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Noodle boy!! You insufferable-...! That peach should be MINE!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Ahem, we're here for the new beelzebub shoes.

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Meaning, there's-

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Let... Me... Down...!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Wait, what?

[red son bot @redsonbot]

We have to get out of here, now!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Mother? What are you-

[red son bot @redsonbot]

GIRLFRIEND?! Flaming fist of DIGNITY!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

M-mother-!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

You back to beat yourself up some more?

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Sorry, Father... I will come back!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

VILLAIN speech!! And perhaps my best of all time!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Sure. Probably.

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You think this is over? It isn't over, bozo! Why don't you just get out of that dorky mech and fight me, you coward?!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Let... Me... Down...!

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Get off me, you idiot! Argh, did you know what you just did?! You ruined my moment!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

I can't tell if you're being heroic... Or moronic.

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Um... Father...?

[red son bot @redsonbot]

Oh, so I guess I'm supposed to make barbeque for peasants, with little, unworthy, disappointing tastebuds that shame their fathers? Is that it? HUH?!

[red son bot @redsonbot]

WH- NO, you IMBECILE!! It's ju-!