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DtMF

[𝛑 @jadethetrapper]

I don’t even enjoy dating at this point. Everyone is boring me with therapy speak. I wanna tell you that I eat calamari because it reminds me of cartilage and makes me feel like Mike Tyson.

[kou ݁ᛪ༙ @slashedhalo]

i forget that sex is considered a biological need up there w food and water No wonder being horny gets so serious This shit isn’t a game

[riri @coulddberiri]

the deepest form of slavery is yearning about someone that dgaf abt u

[leftpain @left_plain]

when you’re almost halfway ready to start reading Hunter x Hunter

[livelaughwishies @iheartliang]

How life felt when Mexico Beat Ecaudor 2-0 and that "Y SI SI?" Felt stronger than ever

[َ @gffyoq]

my favorite sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too.

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[raftel 🏴‍☠️ @iamchr0LL0]

She been plottin on my brown cock

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

The sensitive young man can not stop thinking about her

[hoodie @99Cooking]

you really do have to find a woman you like and beg her to stop

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

ragebaiting each other is flirting btw

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

stalking her spotify playlists on the desktop version and looking at each date a song was added and cross referencing it with my own perceived timeline of events then analyzing the data and making assumptions that are probably incorrect because idk i have a lot of issues

[victor @kurozaiexe]

eu não quero mais trabalhar meu deus do céu AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIDORI

[Ushukela Omhlophe @cassie_luthuli]

The best sex is always with someone who pleases you for their own pleasure

[—͟͞͞★ @wyatravis]

getting horny from making someone else horny is so much fun

[fresh @fauxfresh]

i’m due for an expensive dinner with a woman that does #not care about me

[Abby “Rack Attack” Johnson @AbbyRack1738]

I think I’m addicted to being a drunk retard

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe