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My spaceship crashed in the swamp.

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These earthlings take their armball seriously.

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I'm a fan off all the beer+shot combos popping up in BR. @oliveortwistbr, Hayride Scandal, @RadioBarBR

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I think I'll hit the scotch tasting at @RadioBarBR this evening.

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I'm ready for some summer time relaxing the next month or so.

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Tasting human drinks at the bar. Also, observing human mating rituals.

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Gonna check out some earthling music at @TheVarsityBR tonight.

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Y'all done fucked up.

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Maybe I'll audit a class at LSU to see how the human education system works.

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Gonna hit Phil Brady's to check out some human music tonight.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Two women tell New York Times Donald Trump touched them inappropriately, but Trump campaign calls it "fiction" https://t.co/pcdxerJoTB

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Tasting human beverages at Radio Bar.

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Earthling politics are jacked af.

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Saints win!!!

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@Saints that game was dat-pressing.

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Great show by The Cult at Varsity Theatre. #thecult

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Grabbing a bite at The Chimes before The Cult show.

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Les Miles, let me know if you need a safe ride waaaayyy out of town. #LSUvsAUB

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1. The video doesn't look good. 2. Both body cameras fell off?

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If Harvard was poking fun at regulating strip clubs what kind of joke amendments did he attach to the bathroom bill?