redsoxsux

24 she/her….. Caramalize me baby…….

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@RedSox Seeing “Kalshi” made me so emotional and upset I had to start beating my children and tell them it was Duran’s fault to feel better. I hope you guys are happy now

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

if i met the founder of toast i would beat them to death with hammers i can tell you that much

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

me training my newly hatched homunculus how to throw gas

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson Little League vs. Major League Mechanics.

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

starting to think you guys don’t actually care about the people he’s taken advantage of and just want an excuse to be fatphobic

[ivan of eviltwt ( 2.6 / 5.5kg ) @jiraicvt]

worst muffin top i've ever seen omfg
(incase you feel bad he's an abuser apologist, scammer & parasocial)
#fatspo #chubspo #grosspo

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

im on a two week tolerance break from weed and every single night ive had recurring nightmares about being triple sat during a rush while taking care of my managers parakeet

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@astromarko @jrmamana bachelor sound engineering and music production. mastering is so hard i tried to off myself during college bc of it and the songs are written by the time i would work on it, they send all the stems . it’s like asking why a director needs video editors or camera men. its just IT

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

outbid on angels ohtani jersey so i gave myself 17 lashes with my whip in penance

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@New2Nets it basically amounts to having crazy beef with every team cuz they’ll just randomly baby brother your ass after dogwalking your star pitcher for 13 straight games despite being the bottom of the league #fuckthebrewers #destroymilwaukee

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@DanielGorman20 there was a point where i had 8/10 auditoriums down for hvac issues and corporate made me sit people in with industrial floor fans on a chair blowing through the one of the portglass just to stop it from fogging up from the humidity

[Francesca Hong For Governor @FrancescaHongWI]

@jshbz If you need me I'll be balls deep in bourbon

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@RevengeofCave categorically untrue everyone can be a musician, i was the only person in my entire bachelors music production program that had played an instrument live before and they may have struggled but not long enough to seriously affect their participation in class.

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be cool

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

decided to learn how to skateboard at 24

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@PhillyMayor Any time now

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mayor Mamdani announces a plan to cool subway stations by capturing heat and reusing it to warm municipal buildings in the winter:

"This would be the first thermal energy system of its kind in any American transit system"

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

they love playing in my face

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@prettycritical when i was hiring manager at the movie theater i had an interview where the guy walked out and told me he didn’t feel comfortable working there because he felt disrespected and deceived being interviewed by a woman when my male assistant had emailed him to schedule the interview

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

who will be the first to yuri hunters/heights

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@AstroLazuliGD sorry that you lack the fundamental literacy skills necessary to understand i obviously meant every pansexual person i personally talked to, which is an accurate depiction of my reality, which you reaffirm by using biphobic rhetoric . I’ll be a more polite victim next time tho gg

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@AstroLazuliGD @Y40IFRQTTING this is the same response i get when i complain about the daily misogyny i experience and someone is sobbing NOT ALL MEN because i didn’t have enough characters left for a disclaimer that im cognizant of the fact every single alive person is an individual and not a hive mind

[redsoxsux @redsuxsox]

@JustinKLloyd what were you doing before ai to improve your writing?