kailey

eyes as red as a cherry pie

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[Carolyn @CweenCarolyn]

accidentally pressing $4 tip on my matcha instead of no tip

[Cory Tomlinson Fan @corytomlinson69]

I’m allergic to working I was born to smoke weed and play my DS

[Hayes Ball @ballhazin]

In the peak of my chud lifestyle a 1pm class was hard for me to get up in time for and I failed because of attendance

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Sometimes I get Really Anxious and feel like I have No Friends but in Reality I have 3 of Them

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

I was looking for my vape and then I found my vape and heaven knows I'm miserable now

[lafredrickkkkk @p0ttedplnt]

lowkey so happy i got cheated on at an early age like yessss let’s get that over with

[ً @nicksoup]

Clocked into work and immediately felt a sense of emptiness and dread

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

[✨TiFF ✨ @TechkenTiff]

How long until I can have a grilled chicken caesar salad

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

How it felt smoking a blunt for the first time

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

It's fine if you listen to Morgan Wallen I just don't think you should be allowed to vote

[mykel ☆ @mykelrenee]

I’m so sick of men watching love island and giving their opinion go watch a game or some

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

I couldn’t be on Love Island I’d want some head idk if they allow that