Clarion Larson

I’m as real as a doughnut mother fucker

[Clarion Larson @redted9]

@Canxwar4o @Sportsnet I thought so too lol

[Clarion Larson @redted9]

@1healthyscratch @DanMyers 100 percent!

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@SkolWild0713 @Bossman_10K Thank you for bringing levity to this thread, it is the correct take IMHO

[Clarion Larson @redted9]

@RussoHockey Middleton and bogosian are hideous! They much just tell them to ice the puck eh?

[Clarion Larson @redted9]

As good as Hughes and faber are bogosian and Middleton and bad

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@DaneMooreNBA I love this dude

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@J_Swish24 Shots fired at fighting soo alum tj chin oshie??..he’s just gettin his feet wet fella but we all can agree espn is cheeks and they know it

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

How do I apply to get a (PTO) for ESPN hockey during the playoffs? It’s not because I’m better looking than anyone on these panels. It’s not about anyone there not having the Usain Bolt level quick wit I can provide. It’s seriously not about those god given skillsets that I want to share with the hockey community. It’s not a me vs anyone attitude. It’s about adding a 1 of 1 youthful comedic element to make hockey more fun and enjoyable to experience when the game isn’t in action. I know ESPN is probably a relatively woke corporation but just throwing this out there, I am 25% indian and would / could classify as a minority if needed. I’m not being cocky, I just know what I can do. Plus I don’t have an agent or some manager that you’re always pissed at. I represent myself. Anyone at ESPN this is sent with respect. I’ll be on the east coast next week if you need me to come into the guts of Bristol.
Thank you for your consideration.

Yours truly,

Swish

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I love how Billy G is inhaling whisky dishing out cash and making moves. Have to respect it. Like fuck it let’s try to win this fucking thing who cares anymore. The real Wild fans deserve this. Idk about the online Subaru brigade fans. They are mean people. Happy for true fans

[Clarion Larson @redted9]

@MarneyGellner @GreatClips No more WIRE HANGERS!!!..

[Clarion Larson @redted9]

Born in hurry, always late, haven’t been on time since 88

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@J_Swish24 We love Tim chinessey but I think home by 3 should take over the radio call I’m sorry I listen on the road like a fuckin hobbit but this game should not be putting me in a complete coma I’m switching to gopher vs corn husker fb it’s not ok

[Clarion Larson @redted9]

@UNDmhockey tough listen on the radio zZz

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Does tapping on the machines pay out??? #askingforafriend

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@DanBarreiroKFAN we didn’t need Harrison Phillips

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@J_Swish24 This is a John Lu show

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@J_Swish24 Gross Bieber amigos

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@TheRealCarlG

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@J_Swish24 W