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[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Toronto fucking insane

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

someone could sneeze and the ttc would shut down 50% of the bloor-danforth line

[ry @phoebebirdgers]

16 new phoebe bridgers songs

[Red @redturnstile]

@BRI3FLIVES Sixty seven

[Red @redturnstile]

Walking into a job interview with confidence is like believing the stripper likes you

[.｡.elliot:*☆ @dogdulac]

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[yanni @greeneyedtrin]

still got no change brotha sorry

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Happy Pride to the greatest to ever do it.

[alluringskull @alluringskull]

FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE #priDEMONth

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

In a Gotham state of mind... Welcome. 🦇🦇

[Santi @hoshikomori12]

a duo i made up to cope
#mcr does this count as good omens fanart idk

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Wait how do we know he didn't die of celiac disease

[sam reid’s mouth scar @sampunzels]

snoopy dancing to “dancing with myself” (the vampire lestat version)

[The Sims @TheSims]

If you can’t handle a Hottie❤️‍🔥 stay out of the kitchen😒

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

do any of you practice witch craft? i need klay thompson to wake up with deer legs by tomorrow morning

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

i’m sick to my stomach