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Added S4E1: "The Brigadoon" to the script!

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WARREN: If I sound distracted it's because I'm about to complete a level very near the end of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and it's very tense and exciting.

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AUBREY: But she just couldn't help herself. Under all the cloaks and daggers and bluster and putdowns. she wouldn't hide her excitement about the work. It was magnetic. I wanted to be like her.

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A TORTOISE IS SITTING ON THE DINING TABLE.
WARREN: No way! That’s not really her!
AUBREY: It's really her.
WARREN: Waffles! Bloody hell!

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CLIVE: Those are some good placards. 'Go Hyperfuck Yourself'. 'Overhead Killed The World'. Wow. That's a bit much. Now, that one just says 'Kontinue', I don't get it.
PAMELA: Oh, let me see. It’s Kontinue, but they've swapped the 'o' for a 'u'.

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CLIVE: Warren fucking Godby! The man, the myth, the bellend!

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WARREN: Oscar isn't going to show up, is he?
GORD: No.
WARREN: How long does he wait?
GORD: The recording lasts another 40 minutes.

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AUBREY: It was a strange relationship, if you can even call it that. I met him in a subreddit on cryonic preservation.

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AUBREY: Okay. Tunnel door, midnight. You and Warren, don't worry about anything else. I'll take care of it.

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WARREN: Dr Robotnik! I blew up his stupid little dick robot! I killed that fat fucker!
GORDON: Warren! Talk quieter!
WARREN: I murdered him! I smote his fucking ruin!
GORDON: Good. That's great, man.

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CAPTAIN: We thought it was festivities of some kind, but now we think there may have been some kind of... incident.
CLIVE: Some kind of incident. Thank you so much, Russell.

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GORDON: ...Playing this back in my mind, I'm probably really creeping you out, aren't I? I'm sorry. I don't get to talk about this stuff very much. I'm sorry I pretended to be you on the phone to payroll and shouted at them to give me your address -

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GORDON: Eyyy! It's only bloody Christmas Eve! Hi, Warren. Thought I'd come down and spend some of the evening with you.

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GORDON: I could tell you about the novelisation of the movie Jurassic Park based on the novel Jurassic Park.
WARREN: You could, but you should not. Let's get to the main event.

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WARREN: I'm sorry I said those things about you when we were in the tunnel. If it wasn't for you and your interest in all of this, I'd be here on my own. And I don't know how I'd manage that.

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GORDON: I do think you have a soul you know. In as much as I think anyone has one. It's an abstract concept.

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GORDON: When are you coming back? Everyone's worried.
WARREN: I'm sure no one is 'worried'.

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WARREN: Oscar isn't going to show up, is he?
GORD: No.
WARREN: How long does he wait?
GORD: The recording lasts another 40 minutes.

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WARREN: Marion Soutar used to live in the farmhouse sometime after World War Two, died after eating one of the pink-footed geese for their dinner and choked on the lead shot from their own gun.
GORDON: Fowl play?

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CLIVE: That… that was Francesca.
PAMELA: The hell does she want?
CLIVE: She wants to sit very close to me while I get showered in piss.

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CLIVE: Tomorrow you can fly your helicopter over Sugarplum Mountain and watch the sun go down over one of the most beautiful cities in the world. All courtesy of Kontinue.
REBECCA: It's Sugarloaf Mountain. Enjoy your paintings.